Curse

Kopa The Demon King · Mar 09, 2010, 01:57 PM // 13:57

Wammo Be Busstrucken! Wammo Be Hammerbashen all yo bananas

Big N Meaty Is useing Ray of Judgement

OH WAIT! THAT WAS ME!
Sadly we made these wammo builds to be terrible and piss some people off in AB, Now i dont know whats more sad, the fact that people get pissed at us whenever we show up

Or the fact that the builds ACTUALY work XD
Whod have thought that a group of wammos could cap and roll face in AB after all the nerf and all the hatred and all the bad rep that has been dished out in their expense!

Morphy · Mar 09, 2010, 05:40 PM // 17:40

"Orison Ranger LFG!"

No kidding, someone was actually spamming this in American District TA.

Ailina · Mar 09, 2010, 10:11 PM // 22:11

Might be tl;dr, but eh. Wanted to give the full picture

So I was in a pug that was going to do some UW, balanced. Before we entered, everyone pinged builds, and the monk had a regular WoH heal bar. No prot skills – keep that in mind.
This is a word-for word transcription.

Cast:
Me
PUG 1
Ally 1
PUG 3
PUG 4
PUG 5
Ally 2
(there is no PUG 2 because PUG 2 = Ally 1).
And the star: La Dama de Helche, the moronic monk.

(disclaimer: all typos below have an automatic [sic] after them. I didn't change anything from the team chat from the screens).

And now, for the feature presentation:

PUG 1: who payn
Ally 1: <<
PUG 3: I’m talking to Lost Soul.
PUG 3: I’m talking to Lost Soul.
Dama: My Health is 60 of 60.
PUG 4: not yet
PUG 3: I’m attacking Skeleton of Dhuum!
PUG 1: ball em up
Me: Um, 55 wtf?
Dama: healer
PUG 4: ?
PUG 3: ?
Me: Then why the hell do you have 60 hp?
Me: Dama?
PUG 4: me?
PUG 3: My Health is 137 of 483.
PUG 4: My Health is 433 of 433
Me: Why does Dama have 60 hp??
PUG 1: 55hp armour
Me: Why??
PUG 1: das y
PUG 4: wtf?
Me: I mean, why is he wearing 55 armor?!? He’s a HEALING monk!
Me: ……………….
Me: Dama, wth?
Dama: healer 60 hp
Me: What are you on?? A healer shouldn’t have 60 hp.
PUG 1: tak ur armour off
Me: This is going to be a disaster…
PUG 4: lol
Me: No, he should have the RIGHT armor.
PUG 1: im 4 real
Me: We should start over…
Me: We’ve only been in 4 minutes.
Me: I don’t want to waste even MORE time in here. =/
PUG 4: play 4 fun :P
Me: …
PUG 1: hav fun im here to clear
Me: I do play for fun, but failing halfway through because the idiot healer who has 60 hp for some reason dies…
*[PUG 1] has left the game.*
Me: [PUG 4], there’s a difference between playing for fun and being stupid.
*Ailina Havalii has resigned.*
Ally 1: <<
PUG 5: omg nooob
*[Ally 1] has resigned*
PUG 3: and dama, wtf.
*[PUG 5] has resigned.*
PUG 4: why? were allready here
PUG 3: no play
Me: [PUG 4], we’re down 2.
*[PUG 4] has resigned.*
Me: We have 1 guy out and 1 useless healer.
*[PUG 5] has resigned.*
*[PUG 3] has resigned.*
PUG 4: what ever you want
Me: Watch Dama not resign, just to be annoying…
Me: Dama, resign…
Me: Resign already…
Me: wtf
Me: Jackass.

As expected, he didn’t resign, and I just mapped out to my guild hall. The following conversation ensued immediately after in alliance chat. Ally 1 is the same Ally 1 who was in the pug with me. Ally 2 was not in the group.

Me: ARGH!
Me:

Ally 2: hey all
Me: That was a waste of a few hours…
Me: [Ally 1], are you still in there?!?
Ally 1: yup
Me: This is why I hate pugs with a furious passion…
Me: Seriously, 60 hp healer monk?!? WTF?!?
Me: INSERT FRUSTRATED SOUND
Ally 1: im gh now
Ally 1: that was fail
Ally 1: his elite was woh
Ally 1: O.o?!
Ally 2: lol
Ally 2: 60 hp and word of healing?
Ally 2: LOL
Ally 1: in UW
Ally 2: haha
Ally 2: i thought i was bad
Me: Lol…
Ally 1: lol
Me: I wish there was a report feature for idiots. :O
Ally 2: heh
Ally 2: or a “noob of the day” on gw wiki
Me: Haha yeah.
Ally 1: Lolz

TheRaven · Mar 09, 2010, 10:58 PM // 22:58

LOL, I like the "Noob of the Day" idea. New feature article for wiki!

Ghost Dog · Mar 09, 2010, 11:27 PM // 23:27

The stupidest thing I heard was a typical chaos glove sin saying that because of anets SF/600 nerf nobody has a chance to get titles like legendary skill hunter because there's just no way.

Anet still doesn't realize how many terrible players in this game are sitting on stacks of ectos and have no idea how this game works.

Reven Firebane · Mar 09, 2010, 11:46 PM // 23:46

I have to say... my worst one was one I was playing... and I was the idiot. I shall enlighten you.

Quote:

We made to HoH, and were about to start our first match... and then a member of my group finally noticed something, "Dude, why are you wearing a pumpkin crown?"

I was brilliant in my reply. "Because it looks cool!"

Then, before our match started... the others joined in! "Why don't you change helms? No wonder you've been doing **** for damage!"

I replied calmly, coolly, and collectedly... "I didn't bring any other helms..."

We actually fought well... lost... but fought well. I was never invited to go again...

T H E S T A R · Mar 10, 2010, 01:53 AM // 01:53

pve guys telling pvp guys.....u guys are noobs.... when the pvp guy is God Walking Among Mere Mortals...and yea...back in the days.... "u can use my armour for this misson "

Voodoo Rage · Mar 10, 2010, 03:20 AM // 03:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Dog

The stupidest thing I heard was a typical chaos glove sin saying that because of anets SF/600 nerf nobody has a chance to get titles like legendary skill hunter because there's just no way.

Anet still doesn't realize how many terrible players in this game are sitting on stacks of ectos and have no idea how this game works.

As posted in this thread:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/u...0428096p3.html

"Attention everyone! Raptor Farming, Nicholas the Traveler farming, and Boss Farming in HM is now officially impossible.
.
.
Good luck trying to find good weapons for your heroes or trying new builds."

Del · Mar 10, 2010, 03:25 AM // 03:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

As posted in this thread:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/u...0428096p3.html

"Attention everyone! Raptor Farming, Nicholas the Traveler farming, and Boss Farming in HM is now officially impossible.
.
.
Good luck trying to find good weapons for your heroes or trying new builds."

that one wins the thread.

shadowhand · Mar 10, 2010, 04:42 AM // 04:42

I was sorting my Xunlai chest in Kamadan a couple of weeks or so ago.

Normally I don't pay attention to local chat but the warrior standing next to me started spouting short sentences in all caps. First he was complaining about the wasd movement keys, then the fact that space didn't make him jump.

I realized of course that he had become accustomed to another game and asked if he'd been away for a while. He confirmed that and being in a chatty mood and having some time to kill while waiting for a friend, I offered to help him out if he needed some questions answered or some actual help.

...Now, I should mention that he was wearing a mix of primeval armor and fow armor. So, obviously his char had to have completed nightfall and at least made a trip into the fow.

After about 30 minutes of answering his questions, he said he was good to go. No more questions.

Fine by me. His attitude had been really rather obnoxious from the beginning anyway.

Next thing I saw were the words: "DPS TANK OR HEALER LFG!"

I had just spent 20 minutes on explaining why warriors don't make particularly good tanks due to the gw aggro system and how horrible their energy management is for monking.

Other highlights of the conversation were:

Q: WHY NOT SPACE MAKE ME JUMP!

A: You wouldn't gain any advantage from jumping. The game simply doesn't need that mechanic.

Q: LOL WHY NOT SPACE MAKE ME JUMP!

A: Space means use or attack current target.

Q: I CANT JUMP!

...I have seen stupider things in gw, but that guy was something special.

Del · Mar 11, 2010, 04:00 AM // 04:00

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Adine Kara · Mar 11, 2010, 02:16 PM // 14:16

the absolute DUMBEST? that would be after asking the warrior to not over aggro having the warrior ask whats aggro in the middle of a DUNGEON!!!!!!!

The-Bigz · Mar 11, 2010, 07:20 PM // 19:20

Del · Mar 11, 2010, 07:36 PM // 19:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Bigz

holy shit that is sad.

Chocobo1 · Mar 12, 2010, 12:47 AM // 00:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Bigz

Can still see the kid's name on the template name :P.

Edit: And I can see yours at the top <3.

Kurosaki129 · Mar 12, 2010, 05:40 AM // 05:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Bigz

..epic fail , resto rit running Pain!? and stats on spawning power? back to newbie island he goes.

always a good thing to check team mates builds before entering mission. good practice for everyone.

bitchbar player · Mar 12, 2010, 11:51 AM // 11:51

uhm that is actually not a mission but it is for heroes ascend.

and btw shame on you Ez for running hexway. And you even forgot a resto and insp set.

PuppyEater · Mar 12, 2010, 12:20 PM // 12:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Dog

The stupidest thing I heard was a typical chaos glove sin saying that because of anets SF/600 nerf nobody has a chance to get titles like legendary skill hunter because there's just no way.

Anet still doesn't realize how many terrible players in this game are sitting on stacks of ectos and have no idea how this game works.

Hey they paid for it, that's about as much "realizing" anet can muster these days...

Morphy · Mar 12, 2010, 01:58 PM // 13:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Bigz

Ewww VoR. Shame on whoever was running that.

Voodoo Rage · Mar 13, 2010, 07:09 PM // 19:09

I was doing the Vizunah Square mission in NORMAL MODE (I hate this mission for this very reason). I had a nice level 20 monk, an ER Protter, a necro, and a ritualist hero. I got to the part where the other guy joins my team. We walks up to me and posts:

"U has starter armor. Sorry not with u."

And he bails on me!

I of course rolled through just fine with his left behind henchies.